WOW! It should be renamed the Jamie “Under Par” Classic.
We can only hope: It’s Independence Day. Perfect time for a revolution.
We’ll be arriving just in time: Ministers warn 40 a day could die by end of summer.
Any port in a storm? Unfortunately, yes. When I caddied in Jeju Korea back in 2006, something odd caught my eye in the clubhouse men’s room. Footprints beneath the urinals seemed to indicate which way to stand for proper use. I thought at the time this was some kind of joke but from what I learned the other day, there seem to be parts of the world that need to be told that this type of receptacle is for #1 only. Apparently, someone at the Jamie Farr hasn’t figured that out and deposited a pound of “butt butter” into the urinal in a port-a-potty behind the third green! Do ya see where I’m going with this?
Everyone Take Note
July 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm |
Looks like another Korean win is in the making! Maybe then, they will convince the world that urinals are meant for pooping in!
As for Bivens and the LPGA, they’re celebrating Independence day – or rather gaining independence from all these small town, hick American tournaments.
She’s going to deliver the LPGA to her Korean masters on a silver platter….
July 4, 2009 at 8:57 pm |
Butt Butter?
OMG, I hate to ask this, but what is number one called in tour lingo?
July 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm |
Afraid that was not an original Tom. Found it on Scoop on Poop.
July 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm |
When I worked at the World Bank in Wash., DC, way back in 1970, they had automatic flushing urinals & toilets just in case some of the natives couldn’t figure out modern plumbing. They also told us to look out for used toilet paper being left on the floor in the stalls. It’s a big world out there! You never know what you will find.