When I bought my new glasses earlier this year I foolishly purchased the accidental damage protection, or so I thought. Last week I dropped them in the cart barn and they got run over. The clip-on sunglasses protected the lenses but the frames were flattened. Took them back to Sears today and new frames were dispatched pronto. An out-of-pocket $16 co-pay was all it took. Sweet.
Yesterday I kicked around the Premium Outlet Mall down the road. Saw a lady ready to sneeze but before letting it rip, she grabbed a pole for support, crossed her legs then belted out the two most pitiful expulsions of mucus imaginable. Barely audible from three feet distance. A superstitious affectation?
Then there was this:
Tiffany Joh is at it again. Check it out.