Foursome today. Sunny tomorrow.
After shopping at a Winn-Dixie supermarket, I noticed a request on the receipt to fill out an online costumer survey. I did so and overall, rated my experience "satisfied" but they wished to know, in as much detail as possible, why I did not rate it "extremely satisfied". I replied thusly; "It’s just a grocery store, not a massage parlor."
Then there was this: