I share the common areas of my dwelling with four dogs and two cats, or at least I did. Just before Christmas, one of the cats – more of a kitten than fully grown – was looking for a cozy place to nap and thought the dirty clothes piled in the washer was the perfect spot. Big mistake, for it was laundry day.
Erroneously thinking that kitty was just another soiled item in need of a good cleaning, the washer was topped-off with the remaining dirty duds and ran through the wash cycle. The meows for help (I can just imagine) went unanswered and kitty did not survive the tumultuous experience but (Insert crass comment here).
This reminds me of the time I worked for Mi Hyun Kim way back in her rookie year. In that era, it was fashionable for the Koreans to get a puppy for companionship during their time on the road. Many traveled by custom conversion van so accommodating a furry friend wasn’t much of a burden. It didn’t work out for Kimmy though, as her puppy was sickly and was returned but it did offer a chance for her to relate a disastrous decision concerning a friend’s newly acquired hound.
In order to teach it a lesson – for a transgression long forgotten – Cruella De Vil decided to place it in the freezer for a few minutes. Of course, she forgot what she had done and was too late when it finally came to mind. By the time she reopened the freezer door, Fido had morphed into a pup-sicle. (Insert another crass comment here)
Then the was this:
St Andrews Sparks Dilemma: Should Classic Golf Courses Be Renovated? – I say no but adding more length is acceptable.