Knock, knock. Who’s there? The start of a joke? One player only wished. That was an 8am Monday morning visit by the Olympic drug testers at her hotel this week. Each possible contestant has to log where they will be staying for just such an occasion.
“Country Club Mike” is in the house Picked up Jane Rah for the week. If she has a dismal week putting, here’s why.
“Scraper” has also returned after a one week respite.
The big man is staying at and DFW Airport Hotel and Convention Center which he dubbed the DFW shit-pit and Crack Center. Had to pay for a background check to get the extended stay rate. Unfortunately, no refunds. According to some online reviews, shit-pit is a compliment.
Louie Paolini has made his first appearance of the season. Looping for Annie Park.
The top two scores were reversed on the Monday qualifier. Popson won and Collier finished second. She needed that eagle on the final hole to avoid a playoff. Philly Phil is on Collier’s bag for the week.
The no shagging putts rule by caddies is still in effect. They posted the old rules in the caddie area. That’s good news.
Heard last week’s winner was unaware of the rule regarding building a stance in a bunker. I assume there was not enough evidence to warrant a penalty.
It was another split pro-am today. Nine holes with two different pros. Seemed very disorganized.
Everyone had caddies. Vicki Goetz-Ackerman, President of the LPGA, even looped nine holes this morning.
Heard the LPGA Legends Tour is running short of contestants and is considering lowering the qualifying age to forty.
Callaway Rep. Jeff Opheim is also here this week subbing for Barry Lyda.
What’s the deal with iPhones? I sent the above pic to myself through Danny’s phone and got ten copies. Volunteer Dave could send a text to an Android phone and they would receive it immediately but not another iPhone. Another caddie using Android keeps getting the same text over and over from his buddy’s iPhone.
Then there was this: