PHC Classic – Round One

July 31, 2015

Looping for Candy Hannemann

Jekyll and Hyde day. 35-42. A gusty wind hardened the greens and made it tough to pick the right stick. We only faltered once when the wind changed.


We played a practice round with Erica Popson. She was hitting it all over until Candy got her to slow down her backswing. Guess who’s leading?


PHC Classic – Thursday

July 30, 2015

I’m looping for Candy Hannemann.

Sixteen more practice holes. Time to tee it up.


A road about thirty yards out runs between the back (the one we use) and front tees of the range. Of course there are barricades to stop cars but this did not resonate with a lady on her morning walk. With balls flying over her head, she kept a close eye the players hitting but never hesitated one bit and continued on.


45-35 for Webby at The British.


Then there was this:

Family of black golf great accused of $1 million theft

Rory McIlroy’s withdrawal from Bridgestone Invitational puts his season in jeopardy


PHC Classic – Wednesday

July 29, 2015

Picked up Candy Hannemann for the Symetra event this week at Brown Deer Park Golf Course in Milwaukee. Played a practice round yesterday and fifteen holes with Heather Bowie Young today.

FYI:  Brown Deer Park is where Tiger made his professional debut in 1996. he finished T60 and pocketed $2,554.


Plain Jane?

July 27, 2015

No way! It was a pleasure working with Jane Crafter and The Golf Channel. Jane comes well prepared before airtime and doesn’t mail it in. Checking pins and the break from all sides, she’s ready to add expert commentary when called upon.

It was fun working with her on the weekend. Basically, I used my yardage book to get the front and pin distances and pass them to her. I then radioed the pin distance to the truck.

We were supposed to follow the Lincicome group on Sunday but when Piller got hot, Jane figured we would be switched. She was right.

The LPGA staff let Crafty pick the pin position on fifteen. Any complaints should be directed to her. :)

Piller’s tee ball went left on sixteen which had Jane searching, along with a self-proclaimed, blind in one eye marshal. You take any help you can get I guess.

Webb, Pettersen and Nocera. Those are Jane’s picks in The Golf Channel Ricoh British Open pool.


Another city (Milwaukee) and another Motel 6. Much better A/C and Wi-Fi than Grand Rapids in an upscale neighborhood. I got a handicap room even though have haven’t teed it up in years. :)

“I love that bathroom. It’s got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building”. – George Castanza


Meijer Classic – Saturday

July 25, 2015

Looping for Wendy Doolan.

Add two more to our total on Friday. No weekend play again.


The plan was for twosomes off the first tee but a prediction of early rain changed that to a later start and split tees. The rain never happened.


As I stated previously, there isn’t a room to be had in Grand Rapids this weekend. One caddie who made the cut had to travel 60 miles to Lansing for a place.


The cabinet under my sink at the Motel 6 does not allow any foot room making one bend more than usual to use the sink. While brushing my teeth on Monday, I felt a pain in my back which progressively worsened each day. The last two rounds I couldn’t bend even to tie my shoes but by judicially placing the bag upright or using my upper body to lift it, I managed to complete my duties, albeit slowly. After work, I had to use both hand rails at the 6 just to pull myself up the stairs.

Today I wake up to find the pain totally gone. Like it was just a bad dream. Go figure. TMS I’m sure.


Necessity truly is the mother of invention. Right after lunch my car started acting up again. Sputtering then stalling and the tweaking of the wires leading to the fuel pump cut-off switch only kept it going for a short time barely getting me back to the motel.

I then get a call from Jane Crafter asking if I would help doing yardage for TV. I agreed but my car seemed to have finally given up the ghost. No amount of wire-fiddling would get it started so I decided to go deep. Off came the back panel and I pulled the side one down as far as it would go. Bingo! There it was. A loose mounting bolt that secured the ground wire. A little tightening and all was right with the world once more. Good for another 190K miles.


The ride back to the caddie lot was one of the more colorful I have experienced and one our driver will not likely forget. Most of conversation I cannot repeat but we did learn that one of our most notable loopers got his butt reamed no less than four times from his player during today’s round without a peep of response.


There’s a cheerleaders of all ages competition in town and some are staying at my motel. Three little girls, dressed ready to contend, came to the lobby this morning asking if there was a place to perform a few cartwheels for a warm-up. The front desk clerk directed then to the conference room which was just feet away. It was to their liking so they all went in but the first one to perform must have misjudge the distance and slammed her foot into the wall. Luckily, no broken toes. That would have cost the motel a few bucks if she did. What an idiot to give them permission.


There are so many players signed-up for 1st stage Q-School that many have been given a pass to 2nd stage based on their Symetra Tour eligibility. I was planning on going but my player was one of the lucky ones.


Then there was this:

LPGA gives no explanation for cancellation of China event – Maybe their stock market is a clue.

Then again. LPGA event in China postponed due to ‘date conflict’

Allenby fires caddie mid-round after row – Heard Allenby is a real dick.

Norwegian golf course plagued by serial pooper“And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,” – They haven’t seen the women in Mississippi.

Is this kid from India the next Tiger Woods?

 

The hidden danger inside your golf cart

Urine resistant walls in San Francisco shoot pee back – You think San Francisco would be a sanctuary city for public urinators.


Meijer Classic – Round One

July 23, 2015

Looping for Wendy Doolan.

A double and triple summed up our day. Finished five over.


Ginger didn’t make the cut. Birdie had a different caddie today.


I heard no LPGA events in August next year due to the Olympics and Portland will move before or after The Open since it’s on the west coast.


Then there was this:

Portland Classic bounces back with much stronger LPGA field for 2015 – I plan on being there. Just have to snag a bag.

Inaugural champion Mirim Lee withdraws from Meijer LPGA Classic

 


Meijer Classic Tuesday

July 21, 2015

Looping for Wendy Doolan.

We teed off with Monday qualifier Kelli Pry then caught up to Birdie Kim on four and made it a threesome.

Birdie had a virgin looper on the bag who even had to be shown how to carry the bag. His name was Alex. A tall, lanky, hatless ginger, donned in dark rimmed glasses, peach shorts and a blue and white Purina checkerboard long-sleeved shirt scrunched up his forearms as far as they would go. He was on a one day trial (that sounds familiar) but as soon as I laid eyes on him, the movie Caddy Shack came to mind. He would been a perfect fit toting a sack at Bushwood Country Club.

We played through ten then cut over to seventeen. A player meeting at five and general slow play made it a good move.


A looper getting injured can put him on the sideline in short order but when it happens checking-in to the hotel, it literately adds insult to injury. One of the guys lost his balance on the stairs and took a tumble breaking his wrist yesterday.


I hear the Symetra Tour will be utilizing the reflectors during practice as they do out here. Very good move.


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